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Superhero
I
roundhouse kicked
a child
trying to throw
pizza
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a squirrel
a pigeon
a robin
a rat 🐀
a goose
a swan 🦢
a koala 🐨
a coot
a magpie
a blackbird
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