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I roundhouse kicked a child trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a goose a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a robin a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨
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