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I roundhouse kicked a child trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a rat 🐀 a pigeon a coot a goose a robin a koala 🐨 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a crow
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