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Superhero
I
head-butted
a surgeon
trying to throw
spring rolls
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a crow
a blackbird
a magpie
a pigeon
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a coot
a goose
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