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I head-butted a doctor trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a robin a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie a pigeon a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀

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