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I head-butted a dentist trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a robin a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a magpie

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