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I head-butted a dentist trying to throw hamburger relish at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a squirrel a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a magpie a goose a raccoon 🦝 a robin
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