Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I head-butted a pilot trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a robin a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a coot a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.