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Superhero
I
head-butted
a tramp
trying to throw
chicken wings
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a goose
a crow
a squirrel
a pigeon
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a coot
a mouse 🐁
a koala 🐨
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