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I head-butted a tramp trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow a magpie a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a squirrel a coot a koala 🐨
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