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I head-butted a policewoman trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a goose a magpie a robin a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a squirrel
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