Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I head-butted a policeman trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a pigeon a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a robin a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a goose a magpie

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.