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I head-butted a TV personality trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a magpie a coot a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨

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