Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I head-butted a Comoran spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a robin a magpie a mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.