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I head-butted a British Virgin Islander spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

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a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a koala 🐨 a goose a raccoon 🦝

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