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Superhero
I
head-butted
a South Sudanese
spy
trying to throw
potatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a goose
a crow
a mouse 🐁
a pigeon
a robin
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a squirrel
a coot
a magpie
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