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I head-butted a Citizen of Seychelles spy trying to throw watermelon at …

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a swan 🦢 a magpie a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a koala 🐨 a robin a coot a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁

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