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I head-butted a Sao Tomean spy trying to throw tomato ketchup at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a goose a blackbird a duck 🦆 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀

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