Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Puerto Rican
spy
trying to throw
tomatoes
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a goose
a swan 🦢
a raccoon 🦝
a squirrel
a blackbird
a crow
a coot
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a koala 🐨
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