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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Bangladeshi
spy
trying to throw
lemons
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a coot
a squirrel
a crow
a koala 🐨
a goose
a robin
a raccoon 🦝
a mouse 🐁
a swan 🦢
a duck 🦆
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