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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Mozambican
spy
trying to throw
baked beans
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a pigeon
a squirrel
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a goose
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a blackbird
a robin
a swan 🦢
a mouse 🐁
a coot
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