Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Mozambican
spy
trying to throw
bread
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a magpie
a crow
a swan 🦢
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a rat 🐀
a raccoon 🦝
a squirrel
a coot
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