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I head-butted a Maldivian spy trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a coot a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a magpie a goose a robin
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