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I head-butted a Lithuanian spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a robin a crow

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