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I head-butted a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw mushy peas at …

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a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a blackbird a coot a raccoon 🦝 a robin a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow

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