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Superhero
I
head-butted
a Jamaican
spy
trying to throw
shrimp
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀
a robin
a swan 🦢
a squirrel
a coot
a koala 🐨
a pigeon
a crow
a duck 🦆
a raccoon 🦝
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