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I head-butted a Jamaican spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a magpie a robin a koala 🐨 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢

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