Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
head-butted
a woman
trying to throw
scrambled egg
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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a magpie
a pigeon
a blackbird
a swan 🦢
a robin
a coot
a goose
a crow
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