Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
head-butted
a farmer
trying to throw
pitted olives
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a magpie
a rat 🐀
a squirrel
a crow
a pigeon
a robin
a goose
a duck 🦆
a koala 🐨
a blackbird
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.