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I head-butted a ticket inspector trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a goose a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a crow a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a coot
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