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Superhero
I
head-butted
a taxi driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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mushy peas
nacho cheese
shrimp
bananas
candy floss
pitted olives
chilli peppers
garlic cloves
chicken nuggets
iceberg lettuce
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