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Superhero
I
head-butted
a train driver
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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iceberg lettuce
bananas
ice-cream cones
prawns
peanuts
mashed potato
Marmite
nacho cheese
pitted olives
cat biscuits
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