Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
head-butted
a bus driver
trying to throw
porridge
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a squirrel
a crow
a duck 🦆
a goose
a blackbird
a coot
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.