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Superhero
I
head-butted
a sailor
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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bananas
tomatoes
chocolate chips
mushy peas
cat biscuits
iceberg lettuce
peanuts
watermelon
hamburger relish
peppercorns
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