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Superhero
I
head-butted
a sailor
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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yoghurt
bananas
pitted olives
chicken wings
mushy peas
scrambled egg
bread
chocolate chips
candy floss
tomato ketchup
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