Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I head-butted a man trying to throw avocados at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a crow a magpie a robin a squirrel a koala 🐨

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.