Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I bit a surgeon trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a blackbird a coot a robin a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.