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I bit a dentist trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a crow a goose a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie

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