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I bit an Equatorial Guinean spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a magpie a squirrel a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a blackbird a goose a robin
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