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I bit an Egyptian spy trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a coot a blackbird a robin a magpie a squirrel a pigeon a duck 🦆 a goose a mouse 🐁
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