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I bit an Egyptian spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a blackbird a koala 🐨 a pigeon a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a magpie a coot a robin a raccoon 🦝
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