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I bit an Andorran spy trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a rat 🐀 a goose a coot a mouse 🐁 a robin

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