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I bit an American spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a blackbird

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