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I bit a Venezuelan spy trying to throw Doritos at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a crow a coot a swan 🦢 a pigeon a squirrel
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