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I bit a Venezuelan spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a pigeon a robin a crow a rat 🐀 a coot a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝
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