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I bit a Tuvaluan spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a magpie a goose a crow a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a coot
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