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I bit a Surinamese spy trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a pigeon a goose

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