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I bit a St Helenian spy trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a goose a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a robin a crow a magpie a squirrel a raccoon 🦝

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