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I bit a Marshallese spy trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a robin a squirrel a rat 🐀 a goose

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