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I bit a Malawian spy trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a magpie a pigeon a squirrel a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a crow
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