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I bit a ticket inspector trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a robin a squirrel a duck 🦆 a crow a blackbird a pigeon a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢
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